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epic-humor: shitsnothilarious: So, whoever made this has...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 06:14:08 -0400

shitsnothilarious:

So, whoever made this has taught me more in this one pic set than 12 years of grade school, 4 years of college and my ongoing years in law school.

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epic-humor: rouxfus: mindtardis: emmylof: draftgiraffe: How...

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 02:19:09 -0400

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rouxfus:

mindtardis:

emmylof:

draftgiraffe:

How to cut glass

Doing this…..

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Sat, 08 Jun 2013 14:41:10 -0400

justin-john: wtfhistory: theshewomanboyhatersclub: jesuisuneet...

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 01:30:36 -0400

justin-john:

wtfhistory:

theshewomanboyhatersclub:

jesuisuneetoile:

THIS IS MARRIAGE!!

Thats right!

Permission to be a bad ass. Nod.

He looks back at the guy like, “SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES. YOU’RE SO FUCKED.”

Like, guys. Sparta was so kick ASS sometimes when it came to women. Spartan women were given these small knives so that if their husbands came home and tried to hit them or assault them, they had a weapon within reach. That weapon was for CUTTING THEIR HUSBANDS’ FUCKING FACES so that when he went out in public everyone would know he was an asshole, abusing jerkface and they would publicly shame him.

I DID NOT KNOW THAT THAT IS GREAT

LET’S JUST TALK ABOUT SPARTAN WOMEN FOR A SECOND.

In Sparta, women could own land and were considered citizens. THAT IS A HUGE BIG FUCKING DEAL. Why? Because that was RARE AS FUCK and there are lots of places TODAY where women don’t even get that much.

Divorce was totally fine, and a woman could expect to keep her own wealth and get custody of the kids because paternal lineage wasn’t very important. And it didn’t make her a pariah! She could totally remarry, no big deal at all.

Spartan women participated in some fuckin’ badass sporting events, too. And because they were expected to be as physically fit as the Spartan menfolk (who all had to serve compulsory military duties, btw, and couldn’t marry until they finished them at thirty) they didn’t have time for lots of swishy dresses. So they wore notoriously short skirts. According to some accounts, their thighs were visible at all times. HOLY SHIT.

Also, In Sparta men only got their names on their graves if they died in battle. And women? Women only got their names on their graves if they died in childbirth. THE SPARTANS COMPARED CHILDBIRTH TO FUCKING BATTLE AND IT WAS VIEWED AS A GODDAMN BADASS AND HONORABLE WAY TO GO OUT.

FUCKING SPARTAN WOMEN. THIS DUDE HAD FUCKIN’ BETTER MAKE SURE SHE’S COOL WITH WHATEVER HE’S DOING, IF HE KNOWS WHAT’S FUCKIN’ GOOD FOR HIM.

^^ I throughly enjoyed the history lesson dashed with the colorful adjectives.

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greeneyedwebb: Breathtaking.

Mon, 27 May 2013 06:31:35 -0400

greeneyedwebb:

Breathtaking.

jawshfuckerson: God their moves are so precise and on point....

Mon, 27 May 2013 06:07:40 -0400

jawshfuckerson:

God their moves are so precise and on point. Loving their energy! I miss dancing like this.

i-like-dancing-ten-out-of-ten: So this is my new summer...

Mon, 27 May 2013 05:02:47 -0400

i-like-dancing-ten-out-of-ten:

So this is my new summer training program….

teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR...

Sun, 26 May 2013 01:52:22 -0400

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

epic-humor: Movie 43

Sun, 26 May 2013 01:46:45 -0400

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fuckyeahragetoons: mindfuck

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:41:22 -0400

fuckyeahragetoons:

mindfuck

pleatedjeans: cat falls asleep in water. [via][video]

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:08:09 -0400

pleatedjeans:

cat falls asleep in water. [via][video]

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